| MONDAY: | 8:00 p.m | The Parkers | 
      
        |  | 8:30 p.m | The Opposite Sex THE OPPOSITE SEX stars Grammy Award-winning Hip-Hop
          sensation Eve ("Barbershop") as Shelly, a beautiful and
          intelligent woman of the new generation trying to navigate the
          exhilarating world of 21st century love, sex, romance and career.
          Strong and confident, Shelly brings a fresh attitude to the
          male/female equation and coolly expects to receive just as much as she
          gives. Ali Landry ("Spy TV") stars as Rita and Natalie
          Desselle ("For Your Love") stars as Janie, Shelly's two best
          friends who offer conflicting advice as Shelly tries to find her way
          on the rocky road to love. Also advising Shelly is their ultra-hip and
          handsome friend Donovan (Eddie McClintock, "Stark Raving
          Mad") who seems to know all the right people and places to go.
          Representing the male side of the relationship equation, there's J.T.
          (Bumper Robinson, "Sabrina The Teenage Witch"), a handsome,
          regular kind of guy who really enjoys being single. Then there's his
          best pal, Nick, (Brian Hooks, "The Chatroom") who is looking
          for that one perfect woman who can meet his very exacting standards.
          THE OPPOSITE SEX examines a real and relatable male/female
          relationship from each side in an innovative, witty and amorous look
          at the battles of the sexes. | 
      
        |  | 9:00 p.m | Girlfriends | 
      
        |  | 9:30 p.m | Half and Half | 
      
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        | TUESDAY: | 8:00 p.m | One on One | 
      
        |  | 8:30 p.m. | All of Us ALL OF US is inspired by the domestic adventures of
          entertainment superstars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and
          reflects a new generation's enlightened attitude toward the extended
          family dynamic with humor, sensitivity and heart. Duane Martin
          ("Deliver Us From Eva") stars as Robert James, an
          entertainment reporter for a local Los Angeles television station
          whose best friend is also his publicist, the three-time divorced Dirk
          (Tony Rock, "The Chris Rock Show"). Robert is handsome,
          smart and a thoroughly modern man in his thinking, as he should be,
          considering his romantic and parental entanglements. On the verge of
          finalizing his divorce from the somewhat self-absorbed Neesee (LisaRaye,
          "Envy"), the mother of their endearing five-year-old son,
          Bobby, Jr. (Khamani Griffin, "Daddy Day Care"), he is madly
          in love with Tia, (Elise Neal, UPN's THE HUGHLEYS), a funny, clever
          kindergarten teacher. This humorous and heartwarming comedy is a
          fresh, timely look at many young parents' new, compassionate attitude
          toward how divorced parents raise their children together. | 
      
        |  | 9:00 p.m | Rock Me Baby ROCK ME BABY is a fun, irreverent look at relationships and
          parenthood as seen through the eyes of Jimmy (Dan Cortese,
          "Veronica's Closet"), a hip, flagrant shock jock. Jimmy
          lives for the adrenaline rush he gets from his outrageous behavior,
          but discovers his life is turned upside down when he and his mostly
          understanding wife welcome a new baby. Jimmy, the proudly provocative
          morning radio show DJ, had been on a roll, pushing the outside of the
          envelope of irreverence. Barely slowed down by his marriage to the
          cute and funny Beth (Bianca Kajlich, "Halloween:
          Resurrection"), he is thrown abruptly into reverse when his
          bouncing baby boy Otis arrives. The on-air party animal has a dilemma:
          if he makes fun of his home life, he gets in trouble with Beth. If he
          talks about how warm and fuzzy he feels being a new dad, he gets in
          trouble with Carl (Carl Anthony Payne, "Martin"), his
          partner, and Boyle (Joey Slotnick, "Alias"), his boss, both
          of whom are worried about ratings. As Jimmy settles in, perhaps a
          little uneasily, to his new responsibilities as a parent, expect him
          to confidently uphold his wild-man status with plenty of energy left
          over for his goofy but genuine love for Beth, baby Otis and their
          eccentric friends. | 
      
        |  | 9:30 p.m | The Mullets THE MULLETS are blue-collar, wrestling-loving,
          light-hearted, optimistic brothers who don the hairstyle that bears
          their surname ("business in the front, party in the back").
          The 20-something brothers, who sport identical mullet haircuts, are
          actually a study in contrast. Dwayne Mullet (Michael Weaver,
          "Super Troopers") has a loud, in-your-face demeanor, while
          Denny Mullet (David Hornsby, "Six Feet Under") is a quieter,
          more thoughtful, easygoing guy. Their mother Mandi Mullet-Heidecker (Loni
          Anderson, "WKRP in Cincinnati"), a warm maternal type who
          couldn't be more proud of her offspring, no matter what they do,
          recently married Roger Heidecker (John O'Hurley, "Seinfeld"),
          a clean-cut game show host who is the polar opposite of her boys and
          her former life. The siblings live life to the fullest while dreaming
          of bigger and better futures, though their fantasies are out of step
          with their reality. | 
      
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        | WEDNESDAY: | 8:00 p.m | Enterprise | 
      
        |  | 9:00 p.m. | Jake 2.0 Christopher Gorham ("Felicity") stars as Jake Foley, a
          computer technician who is transformed into a secret agent for the
          National Security Agency (NSA) after he is accidentally infected with
          nanites, based on the real life, beyond-state-of-the-art
          nanotechnology that reduces the size of a computer to the molecular
          level. Upon discovering his new mind-boggling powers, Jake begins to
          operate at an atomic level, possessing superhuman strength,
          lightning-fast speed, heightened hearing, magnified vision and the
          ability to communicate telepathically with computers. The NSA soon
          realizes Jake is an untested asset and forms a Special Ops team with
          him at its core. JAKE 2.0 also features congressional staffer Sarah
          Heywood (Marina Black, "Six Feet Under"), Jake's roommate
          Darin (Matt Czuchry, "Young Americans"), senior agent Kyle
          Duarte (Philip Anthony-Rodriguez, UPN's ENTERPRISE), senior agent
          Louise Beckett (Judith Scott, "C.S.I.: Crime Scene
          Investigation") and research doctor Diane Hughes (Keegan Connor
          Tracy, "Final Destination 2"). | 
      
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        | THURSDAY: | 8:00 p.m | WWE Smackdown | 
      
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        | FRIDAY: | 8:00 p.m | Movie | 
      
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